Baseball is less fun when NO ONE MOVES THEIR BACK ROW
Run, Julio Rodriguez, run!Image: Getty Images Sporting leagues should enact a per game minimum of fun-yet-stupid plays attempts. For the NBA, each squad should be…
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USWNT finally gets paid
Photo: Getty Images Today is the first day that the US men and the US women’s soccer teams will earn the same wages for performance…
Messi to MLS could be a reality
Lionel Messi could become the biggest star to join MLS since David Beckham.Image: Getty Images For most of his career, it was impossible to picture…
We have a new standard for pants-filling
The Mavs went on the road and lit up the Suns.Photo: Getty Images When it comes to truly historic pants-shittings, they generally get to be…
FIFA forgoing $150 million annually to pursue delusions of grandeur
EA’s beloved FIFA franchise is no more.Photo: Getty Images Like people who are addicted to Coca-Cola products, gamers can spot a knockoff within the first…
Marcelo booted from Lyon locker room for excessive farts, laughter
Who amongst us?Image: Getty Images Brazilian soccer player Marcelo couldn’t stop busting ass in the Lyon locker room and laughing about it. His flatulence became…
Christian Pulisic’s dad is every U.S. soccer fan right now
When will we see you again?Image: Getty Images Christian Pulisic is the closest thing to he who was promised for American soccer fans who have…
Women athletes are being mistreated across the board
Cynthia Cooper-DykePhoto: AP How many times can the system fail its female athletes? Today’s newest report of an abusive coach from The Athletic feels like…
Atlético Madrid are being delightfully bitchy
Under no circumstances will these guys give Madrid a guard of honor.Image: Getty Images There are some traditions in sports that, while aesthetically pleasing, aren’t…
Thiago just plays a different song, man
This how we do it!Image: Getty Images It would be near impossible to describe what Liverpool did to Manchester United on Tuesday without getting graphic,…